I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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