I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
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yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
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Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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