We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
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Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
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I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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