Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I cut my penus on the lid.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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