i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Randomize
