i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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