This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
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Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
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Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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