my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
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Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
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You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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