There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
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I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
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So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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