Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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