i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
It's never too late to be topless.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
So much rum. So many feels.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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