My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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