what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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