We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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