So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Randomize
