Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
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i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
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You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Randomize