I feel great
I just peed on a car
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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