if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
no more duck duck goose at the bar
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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