I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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