It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
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He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
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Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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