I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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