Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
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not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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