Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
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Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
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Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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