Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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