check it out our google latitudes are spooning
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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