what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
never play flip cup with pint glasses
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
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She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
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Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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