So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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