her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
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Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
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Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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