The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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