is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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