Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
MIDGETS
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I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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