Grow some girl-balls and come out already
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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