it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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