he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
2020 sucks, I want a refund
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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