I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Randomize
