Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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