If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
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So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
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I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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