You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
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Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
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Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I'm too high and old for this...
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Randomize