dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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