Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
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she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
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You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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