Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
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