I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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