And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
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I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
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i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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