Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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