Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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