Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
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woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
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it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
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