Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
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I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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