my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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