I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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