And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
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I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
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Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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