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my room smells like sperm. sweet.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
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We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
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Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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