doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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