Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
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would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
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Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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