Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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