she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
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Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
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Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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