The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
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